NEVER GIVING BIRTH

NEVER GIVING BIRTH.
I caused such a scene over losing a toenail (there was a small amount of blood loss), screaming, crying and thrashing, that I have been advised to never give birth, since this would tip me over the edge, into a level of drama no one would be able to handle. 

IF I COULD HAVE A SUPER POWER...

KIM KARDASHIAN (kimmy k)

I wish all photos of Kimmy K could be destroyed/ banned apart from this one. She would probably (maybe) win a few new fans because this photo makes her look human/lolzy/vunerable in a way that her Playboy shoot never could. I cannot believe that she hasn't yet sued whoever took this compromising shot though. 

CHERRY BOMB

Whilst I'm still young, fairly reckless and still unable to feel shame, I want to try my hand (a feather fan filled hand at that) at the art of burlesque. I often dream of my burlesque alter ego name, and after much deliberation, have settled on 'Cherry Bomb'- sweet but volatile is my game. Performance art like this gives a woman a chance to be completely confident with her sexuality, and also a naughty exhibitionist. It's sexy, couture stripping, if you will. And also a fantastic excuse for me to buy heart shaped, black glittery nipple tassels.