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13/06/2011

SHH (sneaky read)

SO. I have been asked a few times to describe what my novel is about. But even I don't really know since it isn't finished/ never will be. So don't ask what it's about, but I can give you a few paragraphs to tease you.




Three months later, and here she was, sitting on the side of her bed, bare feet now stone cold on the floor, turning to face Sam, a man she now despised, wondering how she would get rid of him today.
He really did take up most of the bed, she rationalised, and his mental capacity had somehow decreased over time. He was now- she was sure of it- a moron. She stared at his ignorant, sleeping mass, taking up space in her bed and cringed. He was horrible.
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Tom hesitated a moment, about to say something, before smiling widely and discussing the choices of teas in the scruffy café they had chosen to meet in. The pastel green paint on the walls had started to peel around the skirting boards, revealing an equally sickening dirty yellow colour behind. A fly was toying with the flickering strip light and the smell of stale grease and soy sauce punctured the air. It was their favourite place to meet- the waitress was uninterested and there were rarely any other customers, save a token pensioner; who left them to talk uninterrupted.
Hannah pointed to the number on the menu, not sure if the waitress had even registered her presence let alone her order, as she seemed more concerned with picking crumbs from under her manicured nails.
“Let me tell you something, me and Violet are having a kid”

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Despite insisting a number of times over the next few hours that he was leaving soon, Tom had yet to leave, instead choosing to fall asleep somewhere near the front door. He was getting there. Hannah had showered and dressed, and as the morning progressed, she found herself picking over fewer and fewer bodies as she cleaned the place. Soon even Tom had made his way home, and Hannah was left alone, save for the pale boy still snoring in her bed.
“You! Hey….please wake up. Please?”
Sam refused to move, playing dead in spite of the violent pokes to his jaw and thumps to his back.
Eventually, after what had felt like an eternity to Hannah, the unwelcome guest grunted and rolled over. He looked up, eyes half closed, to see her looming over him.
“I’m up, I’m up. Calm down, dear.”
“Brilliant.” Hannah was irritated that this stranger lying in her bed was treating her like a bossy child, but didn’t want to let it show.
He had finally made it to a standing position.
“Right. I think I need to go home sometime soon Can I borrow some money for the bus, or am I going to have to walk?” he scratched his head.
“Don’t push your luck”
Random pieces from the beginning of it all....

WOLF PACK


LOOK !

what I found-  it's Patrick Wolf (not the one of me n him, but this one). I was standing at the front in this tiny surprise gig he did a few months back, and you could see his beautiful face very clearly. I love this print jumpsuit- very 80s but still.

09/06/2011

ME N MY CHICK



She's a babe, but the question I often get asked is, "is it real?!". Here's where things get sticky. How do I delicately answer the question with, "it's real, but dead and stuffed". Most people seem to struggle with taxidermy, probably because its all a bit decadent and cruel- (I prefer to ignore the moral contradiction I am in as a vegetarian), and deemed old fashioned. Most people also think it's something to do with the study of taxi cabs, which would be bizzare. I think it's beautiful anyway, and created with such care and attention to detail.


Places to buy/ see some good taxidermy:

- The Last Tuesday Society, Mare St, London

- Get Stuffed, Essex Rd, London

- and of course, the Natural History Museum


07/06/2011

MISS KISS

I like to draw people, which is odd as I was never much of a painter. God, I'm turning into one of those people that dabbles in everything. The ones that say, "oh yeah, I'm a musician, artist, model, DJ and poet". Just because you like something/ are mildly good at it does not make it your profession.

There is a monumental difference between saying you 'paint' or 'like to paint' and 'I am a painter'. Here's looking at you, model- turned actress- turned DJ- turned fashion designer- turned producer- turned author- turned chef.

LOLCATS.

I'm going to share something about myself. A filthy secret. See, I have an obsession with something. Nothin' naughty, just persian cats being hilarious. I mean, to the point where I spend a good ten minutes crying with laughter as I photoshop a friend's face onto that of an ugly, angry furball.


TOP 4 LOLZY CAT VIDEOS:

1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XID_W4neJo&feature=relmfu- Maru is obsessed with tiny boxes
2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruw-1L4ONDs - Luna is dressed up in hideous clothes, but she's so clever!
3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywihvrt0Y9o - Oscar is a babe. He has one eye and a retarded tongue.


I think at some point i'll need therapy for this.

IF I WERE A STRIPPER, THIS WOULD BE MY SONG.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7AP5MAhkoQ&feature=related

HOWLIN' FOR YOU

(NOT SO) GOLDILOCKS


Been in love with the 'crazy colour' brand for a while now... but so far only played with the pinks greys and lilacs. turquoise next! I like doing this because it washes out if ya fuck it all up, and requires little skill (I cannot sort hair for the life of me, but this I can do)

guaranteed turning yourself into my little pony is the best fun you'll ever have with your locks

YOU'RE GONNA CATCH A COLD

SO I started writing a novel.
An extensive, complex, destroying piece of writing that is probably very pretentious and not very good, but I am enjoying writing it, and I guess that's the point...